And This Year’s Award for Biggest Jerks in Congress … The Envelope Please
A shoo-in for a Razzie for 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 … Well, the Academy Awards were last night and, just in case the fright-wing had any doubts about the liberalness of Hollywood, Michele Obama was on...
View ArticleSorry, Fred C. Dobbs–The Supreme Court gets to put one over on EVERYone
When you’re the Supreme Court, you can definitely put one over on Fred C. Dobbs–’The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (revised)’ The latest battle in dismantling the 20th century is about to be lost in...
View ArticlePortman Switches Chained CPI Stance: “I just found out my parents are old!”
On the table again–tip–invest in Mars, Nestle and Colgate-Palmolive–that’s right, they make most of the cat food Senator Rob Portman has announced that he no longer supports chained CPI as a means of...
View ArticleAn Anniversary Nobody Really Cheered About
Is that yellow cake I see on the floor? Last week, we saw the passing of the 10th Anniversary of the Iraq war—ooops, excuse me, Congress never declared war, so, ummmm, what do we call it? When the...
View ArticleBarrie Antoinette: “Let Them Eat Catfood…”
“Life Among the Nobililty: The Swing” by Gregonard… Well, Barrie Antoinette–excuse me, President Barry Obama, delivered his proposal for a budget and yes, indeed-y, there was the much...
View ArticleOh, Wayne, You’re SO Pre-dick-table…
Wayne LaPierre addresses Houston NRA members on why more guns would have helped Bostonians protect themselves against unknown bombers. (From a file photo) (IVCAFF News) Wayne LaPierre addressed...
View ArticleEdward Snowden, Sentenced to a Lifetime of Hiding for Telling the Truth
Well, we’d hardly lob missiles into a non-enemy country … would we? Once upon a time, Adam and Eve lived in a beautiful garden called Paradise. The caretaker of the garden, a being called God, told...
View Article“Argle-Bargle?” I think somebody needs a time-out…
Razzle-Frazzle! Justice Antonin Scalia has been known for use of “original intent” arguments in his decisions on the Supreme Court. Recently, he thrilled linguistic historians by his stunning use of...
View ArticleScalp um, Swamp um, We will take um big score!
91% of all Dallas Cowboys fans would approve of this name change. While driving back from Anime Next in Somerset NJ the other week, I heard on the radio that the Washington Redskins name/mascot...
View ArticleAnd The Anthony Wiener Lifetime Achievement Award Goes To …
TADAAAAAAAAAAAA! Carlos Danger? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CARLOS DANGER? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CARLOS DANGER? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! (AR)Anthony J. Wiener,...
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